Have you ever seen a unicorn? No? Well, do you know why? This delightful little play tells you why. You see, when Noah was nearly finished building his ark, he advertised for animals to apply for space. Larry, a male unicorn, wanted to take the cruise, but his wife thought it was a ridiculous idea. Larry struggled with the problem—he even considered faking a mate, but ... well, you already know he missed the boat. That's why there are no unicorns today. The scenes leading up to the departure of the ark without Larry provide an exquisite comedy for all theatres and a good lesson for the audience: Many people miss the boat because they can't make up their minds.